TheCobaltOcean

    To the admission officers of [Insert College Here], I offer my sincerest apologies. I’m probably—no, I know that I'm not good enough for you although I bleed [Insert School Color Here] and have been wanting to go to your school since birth, and I’m sorry for that. However, presented for your collective entertainment is a quick summary of my few trifling accomplishments— certainly not all of them, of course. I don’t want to take up too much of your time, but I want to be that perfect fit at [Insert College Here] in the beautiful [Insert City Here] that you’ll love.    In retrospect, I didn’t do m